Hard Riddles and Answers

Question: Touching me is inevitable, I send chills down spines, yet none fear me. What am I?

Question: I'm the son of water, but when I return to water, I die. Who am I?

Question: A horse jumps over a castle killing a woman, who is she?

Question: What type of monkey only howls?

Question: What is the fastest thing on earth

Question: What position in soccer (football) brings the goal home after every game?

Question: What can be stolen legally, it is not illegal to steal it?

Question: A man in a wheelchair is being pushed across a hallway by his wife. When they get to the end of the hallway the man says: stop pushing me. His wife asks why, and the man gets up and starts walking. How did the man get up and start walking if he was in a wheelchair?

Question: A cop is chasing a man that just robbed a bank in crimesville. The cops name is robber and the robbers name is cop. Another man is a theft at another bank steeling money and another police is chasing him. The polices name is theft and the mans name is police. A third man steels money at the other bank in crimesville and the sheriff is chasing him. What is the name of the sheriff and the third man?

Question: Alive without breath. As cold as death. Never thirsty ever drinking. All in mail never clinking.