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Question: Why don't honest people need beds?
Answer: They don't lie.
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Question: How are doughnuts and golf alike?
Answer: They both have a hole in one.
Question: Why did the drum take a nap?
Answer: It was beat.
Question: What kind of band can't play music?
Answer: A rubber band.
Question: What room can you not go into?
Answer: A mushroom.
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Question: What goes on and on and has an 'i' in the middle?
Answer: An onion.
Question: Where does a boat go when it is sick?
Answer: To the dock!
Question: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Answer: A dino-snores!
Question: How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Answer: Just one if it's long enough!
Question: What is the strongest bird?
Answer: A crane!
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