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Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?
Answer: Because they have hollow-weenies.
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Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?
Answer: Because he has dough-nuts!
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By Skywalker
Question: What's green and then red?
Answer: A frog in a blender.
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By jena
Question: What does a clock do when it's hungry?
Answer: Goes back 4 seconds!
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Question: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?
Answer: She ran away from the ball.
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Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Answer: Swimming trunks.
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Question: Where do burgers like to dance?
Answer: At a meatball!
Question: What day do chickens hate most?
Answer: Fry-days!
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Question: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Answer: Open toad.
Question: Why don't ducks ever have spare change?
Answer: They only carry bills!
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