Hard Riddles and Answers

Question: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?

Question: What do you call a retired vegetable?

Question: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Question: What has no friends, crippling depression, and serious trust issues?

Question: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Question: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

Question: What did the blanket say to the bed?

Question: Why should you take a pencil to bed?

Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?

Question: Why was the student's report card wet?