Good Riddles

Question: If you are Canadian when you go into the washroom and your Canadian when you come out of the washroom. What are you when you are in the washroom?

Question: There are two cars. The suburban is going 50 mph, and the mini van is going 30 mph. Although, the minivan passes the suburban and both cars are still going the same speed that they started at. How?

Question: A deaf walked to the bar . How will he ask for a drink?? yes correct . The answer is Hand movement likes thumbs up and showing towards the mouth. Another deaf walked to the stationary and how will he ask for scissors.?? Correct . The answer is Hand movement. as showing two fingers opening and closing. A blind walked to a pet shop. How will he ask for a cat???

Question: A wooden block is floated on water. What can be placed on it to reduce its weight?

Question: We are two separate things but very much alike. We can be life long or the lesson of your life. We grant you happiness but one may compromise. What are we?