Good Riddles

 
Hear hear (medium)

By jena

Question: How do locomotives hear?

Whale time (medium)

Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?

Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?

Dough Boy (medium)

Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?

Modern spider (medium)

By jena

Question: How do you spot a modern spider?