Good Riddles

Question: What type of car does a sheep drives?

Question: Why did the soccer ball miss the goal?

Question: A man is walking through the woods when he sees a cabin. He walks up to it and enters. He sees two people, strapped to chairs, covered in blood, obviously dead. How did they die?

Question: What does the president do every day

Question: I had three goats each with a a name the first one was called come the second one silence and the third one was called reapt for me so the thief come and stolen the come and the silence so which goat did i remain with?