Good Riddles

Question: A baseball pitcher plays during 9 innings, gets 27 strike outs, and only throws 81 pitches. But they still lose 1-0 to the other team.

How is this possible?

Question: Snow White had the dwarfs were having dinner. The dwarfs asked for more food so snow white got them more.

How many seconds did she take?

Question: If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?

Question: this is a 6 digit number. this number has two decimal places. there are no tenths or tens in this number. the tenths digit plus the hundredth digit equals 6. if you divide the thousands digit by 2 the answer is 2. the hundreds digit is the same as today's date. the units digit is half the hundredths unit.

Question: No matter how hard you try,
I can open what you can't.
If it wasn't for me,
on your front porch you would stand.

What am I?