Good Riddles

Question: A guy writes in his journal. He writes "Hey, journal, today I... 'Dinner is ready!' Is what his wife said." But the guy had no wife. How is this possible?

Question: What person sees a funny action and hears a funny word but cannot laugh?

Question: Where does a boat go when it is sick?

Question: if last year "shoe" was written with a "s" how do we wright it today

Question: Emily has one brother, two sisters and three bowls. Last year, each sibling had a bowl. Is this possible? If so, why is there only two people in the house.