Good Riddles

Question: If a man carried my burden, he'd break his back.
I am not rich, but I always leave silver in my track.

What am I?

Question: What do these things all have in common: Laughter, living well, and a good offense?

Question: What is the Capitol of Las Vegas

Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?

Question:

Sad, sick, or sloppy I'll help you out,
Use me right and I'll cover your snout.

What am I?