Good Riddles

 

Question: One (k)night, a butcher, a baker, and a candle stick maker all went into an old deserted cottage. No one left no one entered. The next day, 4 people came out. Who were they?

Question: Two men are facing each other alone in a large room. There is a clock on the wall. One man, who thinks of himself as a prophet, says to the other, "In five minutes you'll be stabbed in the back."

The other man is very distraught and stares at the clock. After five minutes he is stabbed in the back.

What happened?

Question: They were 3 women coming out of an ice cream shop, one was sucking her ice cream, the other was biting and the other was licking it, who was the married one?

Question: Why was the fat man happy?

Riddle #77 (easy)

Question: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning.

What am I?