Good Riddles

Question: A king and I queen wanted to have a private party with only people that they knew. They decided to make a password to get into the part. On the day of the party a man who wasn't invited wanted to get into the party so he paid attention to what the people with the passwords were saying. Guard: cow Person: farm *next person* Guard: wolf Person: woods *next person* Guard: fish Person: water The intruder thought he had the password so when the guard said... Guard: bird Intruder: tree He was thrown out of the party, why? What could have he used for the password?

Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?

Question: Old mother twitchet had one eye and a tail that she let fly and every time she went through a trap she left a bit of her tail in the trap.

Question: What has teeth but can't bite?

Question: Always old, sometimes new. Never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full. Never pushes, always pulls.