Good Riddles

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the Idiots House) Knock Knock* Whose there? .................

Question: What sandwich can tell where you are and what you are eating?

Question: Alive without breath. As cold as death. Never thirsty ever drinking. All in mail never clinking.

Question: A cop is chasing a man that just robbed a bank in crimesville. The cops name is robber and the robbers name is cop. Another man is a theft at another bank steeling money and another police is chasing him. The polices name is theft and the mans name is police. A third man steels money at the other bank in crimesville and the sheriff is chasing him. What is the name of the sheriff and the third man?

Question: A man in a wheelchair is being pushed across a hallway by his wife. When they get to the end of the hallway the man says: stop pushing me. His wife asks why, and the man gets up and starts walking. How did the man get up and start walking if he was in a wheelchair?