Good Riddles

Question: You are in a locked room with a burger and a bucket of water. There are 3 doors out to freedom. Door 1: A fire that will burn you to death Door 2: A murdererer with a gun. Door 3: Hungry crocodiles that will eat you. Which door would you choose?

Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?

Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?

Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?

Question: How do you spot a modern spider?