Good Riddles

Question: What kind of band can't play music?

Question: I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go I will follow. No matter what you do I will be there. I can not die. What am I?

Question: You are in a locked room with a burger and a bucket of water. There are 3 doors out to freedom. Door 1: A fire that will burn you to death Door 2: A murdererer with a gun. Door 3: Hungry crocodiles that will eat you. Which door would you choose?

Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?

Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?