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Question: When I come in, someone else leaves,
I know everyone, yet no one knows me.
I'll meet you all only once in your life,
Causing mayhem and mischief and sorrowful strife.
What am I?
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Answer: Day-scare centers!
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Answer: When someone tickles his funny bone.
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Answer: A centipede with a wooden leg!
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