Question: A lawyer has a brother who is a Catholic priest. The lawyer wants to be a priest as well but cannot. Why not?

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: If you have a cake, how many pieces of cake can you form with 3 straight cuts?

Question: Hold me by the neck and I won't mind,
if I get wrong I just need a good wind.
If you want me you better pick wisely,
just use your ears and I'll follow you blindly.

What am I?

Question: You fill up a bathtub with water and you have a teaspoon, tablespoon, and fourth cup. What is the fastest way to empty the bathtub?