Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: A cop is chasing a man that just robbed a bank in crimesville. The cops name is robber and the robbers name is cop. Another man is a theft at another bank steeling money and another police is chasing him. The polices name is theft and the mans name is police. A third man steels money at the other bank in crimesville and the sheriff is chasing him. What is the name of the sheriff and the third man?

Question: What did the dog tell his owner when the owner was going to buy a cat?

Question: Gabriel cries for months! What could have caused him to cry so?

Question: A girl went to school, and her teacher asked her how old she was. Girl: I don't know, but I know I'm half my mother's age Teacher: how old is your mother Girl: I don't know, but she is 5 years younger than my dad Teacher: how old is your dad Girl: I don't know, but if you add all our ages, they count up to 100. How old is the girl, mother, and dad?

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