Logic Riddles

Question: What does the president do every day

Question: Why did the soccer ball miss the goal?

Question: A man is walking through the woods when he sees a cabin. He walks up to it and enters. He sees two people, strapped to chairs, covered in blood, obviously dead. How did they die?

Question: Emily has one brother, two sisters and three bowls. Last year, each sibling had a bowl. Is this possible? If so, why is there only two people in the house.

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?