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Sad, sick, or sloppy I'll help you out,Use me right and I'll cover your snout.What am I?
Answer: A tissue.
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Look at my apple, keep me near.
Listen closely, I'll put worms in your ear.
What am I?
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Question: A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him?
Answer: He was walking.
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Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat, he is a butcher.
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Question: You have 2 coins that add up to 35 cents. One of the coins is not a quarter.What kind of coins do you have?
Answer: A quarter and a dime. One is not a quarter, but the other is.
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