Funny Riddles

 

Question:

Sad, sick, or sloppy I'll help you out,
Use me right and I'll cover your snout.

What am I?


Question:

Look at my apple, keep me near.

Listen closely, I'll put worms in your ear.

 

What am I?

Question: A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him?

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?

Question: You have 2 coins that add up to 35 cents. One of the coins is not a quarter.

What kind of coins do you have?