Question: The more places I be, the less you can see.
What am I?
Question: A rooster lays an egg at 6:00 AM. When does the farmer find it?
Answer: Never, roosters don't lay eggs.
Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?
Answer: 12 months.
Question: A blue man lives in a blue house. A green man lives in a green house. Who lives in the white house?
Answer: The president.
Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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