Funny Riddles


Question: The more places I be, the less you can see.

What am I?

Question: A rooster lays an egg at 6:00 AM. When does the farmer find it?

Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Question: A blue man lives in a blue house. A green man lives in a green house. Who lives in the white house?

Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?