Funny Riddles


By jena

Question: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

Hungry clock (medium)

By jena

Question: What does a clock do when it's hungry?

Whale time (medium)

Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?

Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?

Dough Boy (medium)

Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?