Funny Riddles

Question: What heavy seven letter word can you take two away from and be left with eight?

Question: What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Question: Why can't the Tyrannosaurus rex clap?

Question: There's a B in my hand. So what's in my eye?

Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?