Funny Riddles

 

Question: What always goes to bed with its shoes on?


Question: If you have two twins, three triplets and four quadruplets; how many people do you have?

Question: I sizzle like bacon, I'm made with an egg.
I have plenty of backbone, but not a good leg.
I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole.
I can be long like a flagpole, yet I fit in a hole.

What am I?

Question: What's black and white and red all over?

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?