Funny Riddles

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?

Question: What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Question: A man is walking through the park one day and sees a group of four boys standing in a circle. A smaller boy is holding a large stick and hands it to a larger boy saying "I couldn't do it, your turn."

The larger boy swings the stick twice and the other two boys go to the ground. The smaller boy says "I'll get 'em next time." The man walks away smiling.

What just happened?

Question: Angel and Dory were found on the ground gasping for air surrounded by glass and water. The person who found them quickly got a glass of water for them and they were fine.

What happened to Angel and Dory?

Question: What gets easier to pick up the larger it gets?