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Question: You're in a room with no doors or windows. Just a mirror and a table.

How do you get out?

Hint: The answer involves word play.

Answer: You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut it in half. Two halves make a whole. Put the hole on the wall and climb out.

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Question: My name can have any letter of the alphabet, but I always have 2 X's.

What am I?

Answer: A woman.

They have 2 X chromosomes.

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Question: There's a B in my hand. So what's in my eye?

Answer: Beauty.

If 'b' is in your hand you are the b-holder (beholder) and "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" (a popular idiom).

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By LittleMissAnika

Question: What is God's favourite food?

Answer: Angel Cakes!

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Question: How far can a dog run into the woods?

Answer: Half way, because the dog can run all the way through the woods, but only half of the time he is going in, the rest of the time he is going out.

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