Funny Riddles

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: How many seconds are in a year?

Question: Which is correct "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The egg yolk is white?"

Question: Something different to show every week, but I'm still the same place.
If you're eating it's probably butter that you taste.

What am I?

Question: I do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal everyday.

What am I?