Funny Riddles

 
Sneezing nut (medium)

By jena

Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?


Break time (medium)

By jena

Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Gorilla names (medium)

By jena

Question: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Tall king (medium)

By jena

Question: What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?

Question: What has no friends, crippling depression, and serious trust issues?