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By jena
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Answer: CASHEW!
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Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?
Answer: She was caught taking a brake.
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Question: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Answer: Anything you like; he can't hear you.
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Question: What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?
Answer: A ruler.
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By Acethemace
Question: What has no friends, crippling depression, and serious trust issues?
Answer: Me.
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