Funny Riddles

 

Question: What has no friends, crippling depression, and serious trust issues?


Tall king (medium)

By jena

Question: What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?

Gorilla names (medium)

By jena

Question: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Break time (medium)

By jena

Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Sneezing nut (medium)

By jena

Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?