Fun Riddles

Question: You are driving and you are hungry and thirsty.On the road you find 2 doors.1 has food and 1 has water(drinkable).:Question:What door do you open first????

Question: After Timmy broke his leg he had to use a wheelchair. For PE, he had to give his teacher an excuse note. The teacher ripped it up and told Timmy to run with the other kids. Suddenly, Timmy felt a kick in his leg that was in a cast. No one had kicked him. Timmy was so mad he got up and walked to the other kids to asked who kicked his leg. Timmy was so excited when he realized he was walking that he ripped off his cast. Just then Timmy... Finish the sentence

Question: Martha Speaks walked up to a fox and said, "what does the fox say?" What did the fox say?

Question: What noise did the robot bee make whilst making honey?

Question: Red man tickle black man butt and white man jump on top.