Fun Riddles

Question: You are a surgeon who has to perform 3 operations today, but you only have 2 pairs of gloves (a and b) to perform the operations. Each of the people you are performing surgery on are infectious so you cannot touch any of them or their bodily fluids and they can't touch each other's bodily fluids. How do you perform all 3 operations with only 2 pairs of gloves?

Question: I can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

What am I?

Question: Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?

Question: If it takes three men two days to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half of a hole?

Question: A deaf man steals a blind man's car. The only person who sees it is a dumb man (he is unable to talk).

How does he tell the blind man his car was stolen without the use of sound?