Short Jokes

 

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Joke: How do roosters awaken?


Punch line: With an alarm cluck.


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Joke: How do sheep get clean?


Punch line: They take a baa-aa-aa-th.


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Joke: What's green and sings?


Punch line: "Elvis Parsley!!"


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Joke: Why are frogs so happy?


Punch line: They eat anything that bugs them.


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Joke: Why was the broom late?


Punch line: It overswept!


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