Short Jokes

 

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Joke: What's E.T. short for?


Punch line: He doesn't have legs.


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Joke: What's a baby's motto?


Punch line: If you don't succeed cry cry again.


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Joke: When do ducks wake up?


Punch line: At the quack of dawn!


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Joke: How does a cow do math?


Punch line: With a cowculator.


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Joke: How do roosters awaken?


Punch line: With an alarm cluck.


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