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Joke: He ran over himself.
Punch line: Because no one would go to the store for him.
Joke: Do you know the time?
Punch line: No, we haven't met yet!
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Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Punch line: Because 7 ate 9.
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Joke: When was meat so high?
Punch line: When the cow jumped over the moon.
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Joke: What's E.T. short for?
Punch line: He doesn't have legs.
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