Short Jokes

Joke: A man smells his wife making his favorite cookies as he is about to die. He decides to crawl downstairs to get one final treat before he goes. As he reaches for one of the cookies his wife smacks his hand with the spatula, "No! Those are for the funeral."

Joke: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Immediately God explains to him the basics of Heaven, "In Heaven a penny is worth a million dollars and a minute lasts a million years."

The guy says, "Sweet, can I have a penny?"

God replies, "In a minute!"

Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA

Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."

Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."

The doctor replies, "I'll be there."

His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"

He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."