Short Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles.

Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Everybody knows that!
Lawyers who = Lawyers sue.