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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.


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Joke: Two guys stumble out of the bar and want to fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'm gonna punch you!"

That was the punch line.


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Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting pirate!
The Interr-
Arrrrrrrg you gonna let me in or not?


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