Short Jokes

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's There?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee Who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't pull your pants up!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my first love gave to me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.