Short Jokes

Joke: A maid knocks on her employers door. He is busy on the phone but she asks him, "Would you like some lemonade?"

The employer replies, "Give me a Minute Maid."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I've never heard of who?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal honor to meet you!
Cereal = It's a real

Joke: John asked his friend, "How's everything?"

His friend replied, "I'm just happy to be breathing."

John said, "You should have bigger aspirations bro."

Joke: A duck walks into a store and buys a can of soda. The clerk asks him, "Would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill!"