Short Jokes

Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: (you must return to the 70s with me for this one) Why can't the Blonde make Kool-aid?

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she entered in an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.