Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, nothing gets between Chuck and Norris.

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: There were three boys sitting on a curb. One was an orphan, what gave him away?