Short Jokes

Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?

Joke: Most people think America is a democracy. Nope, it's a Chucktatorship.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.