Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was up to bat in baseball... He struck out the pitcher.

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.

Joke: Do you know what happened to the blonde who tried to blow up her car?

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.