Short Jokes

Joke: What's the worst part of buying a nice twelve year old scotch?

Joke: What's the difference between a stamp and the wife of a t-rex?

Joke: Why did the girl fall of the swing Because sh had no arms

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.

Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!