Short Jokes

Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"

Joke: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.

Joke: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?