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Joke: Why did the boy spray the girl with the fire extinguisher?


Punch line: Because she was too hot!


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Joke: It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays...


Punch line: can kill you!


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Joke: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?


Punch line: A centipede on its back!


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Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?


Punch line: Get off my level!


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Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?


Punch line: It was prime real estate (20011 is prime).


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