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Joke: Why do you need an oven-mitt for the oven?


Punch line: Because it is too hot to handle!


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Joke: What did the chicken say to the pot of gold?


Punch line: Want to make some chicken nuggets?


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Joke: Why did the one handed woman cross the road?


Punch line: To get to the second hand shop!


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Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?


Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.


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Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?


Punch line: To get to the bottom


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