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Joke: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?


Punch line: Because he was already stuffed.


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Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?


Punch line: CSI.


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Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?


Punch line: Too many ears!


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?


Punch line: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).


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