Long Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my first love gave to me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!

Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."