Long Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris coming off the hinges if you don't answer it!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holla Lula!
Holla Lula who?
Holla lula! It's raining men! Hallelujah!

Joke: A maid knocks on her employers door. He is busy on the phone but she asks him, "Would you like some lemonade?"

The employer replies, "Give me a Minute Maid."